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<center>See as Colby. Play as Colby.
Feel as Colby. Love as Colby.<br>
[[Begin.]]
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<center><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Updates</strong></span></center>
<strong>Coming Soon!</strong> - Middle School Expansion Pack.
<strong>October 27, 2016</strong> - Halloween Expansion Pack Added.
<strong>May 13, 2016</strong> - Site birth.
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You are Colby.<br>
[[Yes.]]
[[Your mom is Colby.]]
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You are born.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/babycolby.png" class="fim">
[[You are Baby Colby.]]
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My mom is Colby. But she has no arms.<br>
[[Give her arms.]]
[[No.]]
Mom Colby now has robotic arms. What will Mom Colby do?
[[Bake cookies.]]
[[Run for President of the United States]]
Mom Colby is sad.
[[Vacation.]]
[[Alabama]]
Burnt cookies. She dies.
<strong>The end. She dies as Burning Cookies Mom Colby.</strong>
Donald Trump.
She dies.
<strong>The end. She dies as Trumped Mom Colby.</strong>
Mom Colby goes to Peru.
[[Alpacas.]]
[[Restaurant.]]
[[Walk there.]]
[[Get on plane.]]
Mom Colby loves the alpacas. The fur is so luscious.
[[Pet it.]]
[[Lick it.]]
They serve guinea pig.
[[Yum.]]
[[No thank you.]]
So luscious...
[[Eat some.]]
[[Take some.]]
Mom Colby licks the alpaca. Mom Colby dies.
<strong>The End. She dies as Mom Colby.</strong>
Disgusting. Heart attack. She dies.
<strong>The end. She dies as Heart Attack Mom Colby.</strong>
Mom Colby uses scissors.
<i>cut cut cut</i>
[[Run.]]
[[Smell.]]
Alpaca is angry.
Alpaca tramples Mom Colby. Mom Colby dies.
<strong>The End. She dies as Mom Colby.</strong>
Alpaca is angry.
Alpaca tramples Mom Colby. Mome Colby dies.
<strong>The end. She dies as Mom Colby.</strong>
It was not cooked according to New York City Health Inspection standards.
Mom Colby chokes on food and dies.
<strong>The end. She dies as Mom Colby.</strong>
The guinea pig was not all the way dead. It jumps in Mom Colby's mouth.
[[Spit it out.]]
[[Chew.]]
It tears at Mom Colby's esophagus.
Mom Colby dies.
<strong>The end. She dies as Mom Colby.</strong>
It was not cooked according to Chicago Health Inspection standards.
Mom Colby chokes on food and dies.
<strong>The end. She dies as Mom Colby.</strong>
Clowns come and take it all.
Mom Colby dies.
<strong>The end. She dies as Mom Colby.</strong>
Oh no bad ticket.
[[Vacation.]]
You want to explore your Baby Colby house.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/babycolbyhouse.png" class="fim">
[[Knives.]]
[[Garden.]]
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What will you do with them?
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/babycolbyknives.png" class="fim">
[[Cook.]]
[[Kill.]]
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There is something dabbing in the garden.
[[Gnome]]
[[Chupacabra.]]
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You begin to cook.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/babycolbycooks.png" class="fim">
[[Butterflies.]]
[[Fireflies.]]
[[Monkeyflies.]]
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Pidgeon is outside. Pidgeon gives you stink eye.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/pidgeon.png" class="fim">
[[Slash.]]
[[Mock.]]
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You use the butterfly technique to cut the food.
You almost cut your finger off.
[[Stew.]]
[[Salad.]]
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You use the fireflies technique to cut the food.
You are very good at this.
[[Salad.]]
[[Stew.]]
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You use the monkey technique to cut the food.
You slice your finger off.
[[Bandaid.]]
[[Cry.]]
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Pidgeon is dead.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/pidgeondead.png" class="fim">
<em>You gain power.</em> (set: $power to $power + 1)
[[Hat.]]
[[Cook.]]
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Pidgeon is angry.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/pidgeonkillscolby.png" class="fim">
Pidgeon kills you.
<strong>The End. You die as Garden Colby.</strong>
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You make a hat out of the pidgeon. You are so cool.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/colypidgeonhat.png" class="fim">
You grow three years.
[[Pidgeon nest.]]
[[Mommy.]]
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So good. Lick lips. Yum.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/stew.png" class="fim">
You grow to five years.
[[Television.]]
[[Playground.]]
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Salad yum.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/salad.png" class="fim">
You grow to ten years.
[[School.]]
[[Bank.]]
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Too late. It bleeds. You die.
<strong>The end. You die as Bandaid Colby.</strong>
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Too late. You die.
<strong>The end. You die as Crying Colby.</strong>
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Elementary school is so ugly.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/school1.png" class="fim">
[[Pretty girl.]]
[[Make friends.]]
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It smells nice here.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/bank.png" class="fim">
[[Open bank account.]]
[[Rob the place.]]
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Evening news.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/eveningnews.png" class="fim">
[[So good.]]
[[So hate.]]
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Sand in shoe. Ugh.
You die.
<strong>The end. You die as Playground Colby.</strong>
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Pidgeons see you and your hat. You are now supreme pidgeon ruler.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/colbypidgeonleader.png" class="fim">
[[Attack.]]
[[Cuddle.]]
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Mommy is scared of hat.
Mommy puts you in time out and you die from rat poisoning.
<strong>The end. You die as Rat Poisoned Colby.</strong>
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Neighbor doesn't stand a chance.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/cat.png" class="fim">
Oh no.
Cat!
[[Meow and Kill.]]
[[Give up.]]
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You love pidgeons. You give birth to pidgeons.
Complications during pregnancy. You die.
<strong>The end. You die as Pregnant Pidgeon Colby.</strong>
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(if: $power is > 0)[Cat is dead. Dinner now.
<em>You use power.</em>
[[Cook.]]
[[Cat hat.]](set: $power to $power - 1)<style>tw-passage { background-image: url("http://youarecolby.com/design/baby.png"); } </style>]
(if: $power is 0)[You are too young for this and pidgeons don't have enough HP.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/catkillspidgeons.png" class="fim">
Cat kills you all. You die.
<strong>The end. You die as Pidgeon Overload Colby.</strong>
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You give up. Pidgeons realize that you're a phony.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/pidgeonkillscolby.png" class="fim">
They kill you. You die.
<strong>The end. You die as Phony Pidgeon Overload Colby.</strong>
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Robbers come and steal and kill.
You die from a heart attack.
<strong>The end. You die as Bank Colby.</strong>
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You demand the money.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/angrykidcolby.png" class="fim">
[[Put it in the bag.]]
[[Give me the diamonds.]]
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They are too slow on purpose.
You hate them.
The police come and you die.
<strong>The end. You die as Bank Robber Colby.</strong>
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There are no diamonds. It was a distraction.
Police come and you die.
<strong>The end. You die as No Diamonds Colby.</strong>
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You watch. Suddenly your house is on TV.
"North Korea has fired a missle!" they say.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/housemissle.png" class="fim">
You run but too late. You are dead.
<strong>The end. You die as Missled Colby.</strong>
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You turn it off. You don't hear that twister is coming.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/twister.png" class="fim">
Boom!
It comes and you die.
<strong>The end. You die as Twister Colby.</strong>
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She might like you too.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/prettygirl.png" class="fim">
[[Flirt.]]
[[Smile.]]
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You use water and dirt to create mud friends.
<img src="http://youarecolby.com/images/mudfriends.png" class="fim">
[[Talk to them.]]
[[Eat them.]]
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It's a trap! She hates you.
You die from embarrassment.
<strong>The end. You die as Embarrassed Colby.</strong>
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You have no teeth!
She barfs in your mouth. You die from lead poisoning.
<strong>The end. You die as Lead Poisoned Colby.</strong>
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The nurse hears you and you go to the psych ward.
You die.
<strong>The end. You die as Crazy Lonely Colby.</strong>
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WORMS INSIDE!
Too late. You die.
<strong>The end. You die as Wormed Colby.</strong>
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Double-click this passage to edit it.
You're wrong it's a chupacabra.
[[Comply.]]
[[Revolt.]]
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No. Gnome.
It wants to shake your hand.
[[Lick hand.]]
[[Eat hand.]]
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What does it taste like?
[[Cherries.]]
[[Fufu.]]
Hand was a trap. You are now a goat. Gnome loves goat.
[[Help.]]
[[Die now.]]
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Pidgeons come to help you.
Oh, nvm. They use you as a pidgeon landing and start building nests inside of you.
You die.
<strong>You die as Pidgeon Landing Colby.</strong>
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You are chosen you cannot die yet.
[[Eat clothes.]]
[[Attack humans.]]
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Clothes give you stomach ache.
<strong>You die as Stomach Ache Colby.</strong>
But you are chosen so you live.
[[Attack humans.]]
[[Chosen powers.]]
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Double-click this passage to edit it.
You use chosen powers. Time control.
[[Easter.]]
[[Halloween.]]
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Wrong.
<strong>You die as Chosen Powers Colby.</strong>
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Ten years pass. You are ten years now.
Welcome to Halloween.
[[Trick-or-treat.]]
[[Beautiful girl.]]
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You need a costume.
[[Elvis.]]
[[Edward R. Murrow]]
<style>tw-passage { background-image: url("http://youarecolby.com/design/halloween.png"); } </style>
Trap! It is ugly man in mask!
[[Bite.]]
[[Struggle.]]
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You grow to twenty years in one night. You are so sexy now.
[[Beautiful girl.]]
[[Dancing.]]
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You look like a journalist. People think you are one.
[[Candy.]]
[[Interview Trick-or-Treaters.]]
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Ugly man turns into werwolf.
[[Kill him.]]
[[Feed chicken.]]
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Colby is confused. He hurt himself in his confusion. You die.
<strong>You die as Struggling Colby.</strong>
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He eats you and becomes ruler of world.
<strong>You die as Werewolf Meal Colby.</strong>
He becomes your slave.
[[Candy.]]
[[Money.]]
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They are so scared of you now. They give you all the candies.
[[Chocolates.]]
[[Bubble gum.]]
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Child with wads of cash walks by. Werewolf attacks.
[[Feel bad.]]
[[Crazy laugh.]]
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Kid runs away. You get the moneys.
[[Charity.]]
[[Xbox One.]]
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Cop hears you laughing. What do you do?
[[Truth.]]
[[Gotta go fast.]]
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You give money to charity. Charity asks where its from.
[[Truth.]]
[[Lie.]]
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It's a trap! It wasn't an Xbox, it was an Nintendo Wii U!!1!!!!
It explodes.
<strong>You die as Nintendoed Colby.</strong>
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You tell the truth.
Welcome to Juvenile Detention.
They stick you in a cell. Your cellmate is a dirty diaper. You ask them to get rid of the diaper, but they don't.
<em>Do you not like me?</em> it asks you.
You stare at it, unsure.
<em>What are you staring at?</em> it says.
"I think I'm going crazy," you finally say after several minutes pass.
<em>No, you're not going crazy. You're just starting to discover yourself.</em>
"What do you mean?" you ask.
<em>Look in the mirror,</em> it tells you, an edge of joy in its voice.
You walk to the mirror and look at your reflection.
You <em>are</em> the dirty diaper.
<strong>You die as Dirty Diaper Colby.</strong>
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They are so touched. They make you President of Halloween.
[[Candy.]]
[[End Halloween.]]
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Dark angels appear from the sky.
"You cannot end Halloween," they say.
They zap you with candycorn.
<strong>You die as Candycorned Colby.</strong>
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Which do you eat first?
[[Reese's.]]
[[Snickers.]]
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Ten years old and you're chewing gum. So cool.
[[Blow bubble.]]
[[Spit out gum.]]
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You are not Sonic the Hedgehog you try to run but you trip and die.
<strong>You die as Tripping Colby.</strong>
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You blow bubble. It's so big. You fly away and see witches flying on broomsticks.
[[Say hi.]]
[[Quidditch.]]
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Cop catches you, thinks you're littering. What will you do?
[[Truth.]]
[[Gotta go fast.]]
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You open mouth, lose gum and bubble floats away without you.
You fall and die.
<strong>You die as Bubblegum Fallen Colby.</strong>
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They are excited to play.
Oh no!! They mistake your bubble for the quaffle! It explodes on touch! You fall to your death.
<strong>You die as False-Quaffle Colby.</strong>
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It's so good. OMG. Yum.
You love Reese's so much. It's your fav-
<em>OH NO!!</em> It's a trap! You're allergic to peanut butter!!
<strong>You die as Reese's Colby.</strong>
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You love Snickers. Ouch. Teeth hurt now.
[[Dentist.]]
[[Floss.]]
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You go to dentist. He hates candy. He is angry!!
His utensils slip out of his hand in his fury. They slice through your neck.
<strong>You die as Dentist Murdered Colby.</strong>
You floss for first time in your life. Gums start bleeding.
They never stop.
<strong>You die as Flossing Colby.</strong>
Who will you interview?
[[Barack Obama.]]
[[Nosferatu.]]
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You start interview. What will you ask?
[["Mr. President, what is your stance on politics?"]]
[["Mr. President, I'm on to you."]]
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You try to interview Nosferatu. He drinks your blood.
<strong>You die as Vampire Meal Colby.</strong>
<style>tw-passage { background-image: url("http://youarecolby.com/design/halloween.png"); } </style>
"Hot dogs!" he responds.
[[You love hot dogs.]]
[[You hate hot dogs.]]
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He laughs and pulls off mask.
YOU WERE RIGHT! <em>HE IS VLADIMIR PUTIN!!</em>
[[Gotta go fast.]]
[[Call the UN.]]
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They put you on hold.
<strong>You die as Waiting Colby.</strong>
<style>tw-passage { background-image: url("http://youarecolby.com/design/halloween.png"); } </style>
You eat hot dogs with Barack Obama. You choke on hot dog.
<strong>You die as Choking Colby.</strong>
<style>tw-passage { background-image: url("http://youarecolby.com/design/halloween.png"); } </style>
But he loves hot dogs. You are walking on thin ice. What will you do?
[[Truth.]]
[[Pretend.]]
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You eat hot dog but you hate it so much you spit it in his face.
Secret Service takes you away and you die.
<strong>You die as Secret Service Captive Colby.</strong>
<style>tw-passage { background-image: url("http://youarecolby.com/design/halloween.png"); } </style>
You go dancing. Which dance do you do?
[[The butterfly.]]
[[The cocoon.]]
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Your parents danced like that. You are so unhip.
<strong>You die as Unhip Colby.</strong>
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Your moves are so good. You are so popular now.
[[Beautiful girl.]]
[[Magic tricks.]]
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You want to do magic tricks to increase your street cred. You have a reputation to maintain now. Which trick do you do?
[[Disappear.]]
[[Rabbit in hat.]]
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You disappear! How did you do that?
The answer is dark magic.
It overcomes you, consumes your mind and then your body. You become a twinky. You die.
<strong>You die as Dark Magic Colby.</strong>
<style>tw-passage { background-image: url("http://youarecolby.com/design/halloween.png"); } </style>
RABBIT HAD RABIES! It bites you and you die.
<strong>You die as Rabies Colby.</strong>
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Tastes like medicine. You hate medicine. You die.
<strong>You die as Hand Licking Colby.</strong>
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You eat it but then realize you don't like fufu. You try to spit it out but choke instead. Babies should not be eating fufu tbh.
<strong>You die as Fufu Colby.</strong>
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What is dabbing in the garden?
[[Chupacabra.]]
[[Revolt.]]
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You are too young to revolt. You hurt yourself in the confusion.
<strong>You die as Failed-Revolting Colby.</strong>
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